I once said that the Hummer was the stupidest commercial product ever made available for general consumption. A great bit of military hardware, to be sure, but serving almost no purpose for any driver in any circumstance. Other than showing off how much money you can waste while finding no place to park and getting zero miles per gallon, it’s just a big joke.

That was the same impulse I felt when I saw that Tumbler was going on sale, for a swell price of $1,000,000. You can buy it over at James Edition: The World’s Luxury Marketplace. Tumbler, you may recall, is Batman’s vehicle in the Christopher Nolan Dark Knight saga. The James Edition listing for the vehicle states that there are only 5 available, and despite the fact that it is built to be street legal, “this is not a daily driver.”

Really? You mean I shouldn’t drive this to work everyday?

Under mileage, the post reads simply: N/A.

If you are not Batman, do not buy this. Doing so only encourages the worst in fandom and cultural waste and self-indulgent wealthy jerk-offery. I know this is just for fun and some rich magee like Leno will buy it and put it in the garage or some such thing. But still. Our worst impulses are reflected in this kind of nonsense.

If you have $1,000,000 you are really that keen to get rid of, please consider donating it to The Stake.